All these weird facts have emerged about Gaddafi after his death. It makes me wonder what people will say and discover about me after I'm gone. Here are some possibilities:
Who will invite themselves over to our house now?
What finally killed that germ freak?
Was she chugging a diet coke when she died?
Did she ever discover her brain brake?
Was there anything she wasn't allergic to?
Did she ever learn to behave at work and family functions?
7 weird facts about me:
Yes, I'm a total germaphobe. I even wiped down a play set once. No one else was there so I thought it was ok.
In my fear of being late for things, I arrive early then drive around.
I have never bathed a child under the age of one, not even my own.
I can only snap with my right hand.
I have an irrational fear of fire. I cried at my 6th birthday because I was convinced my ponytails would catch on fire.
I had an imaginary dog who ran away.
I have never balanced a checkbook.
Aside from all my "quirks", I can be a lot of fun. Really. You should invite me over some time. I'll be well-behaved. Really.
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