In my next life, I will be smart, witty and insightful. I will also be calm, patient, a size 8 and a fabulous cook. I will be crafty and handy. I will be graceful and dignified. I will remain cool under pressure. I will never have verbal diarrhea. I will be the one people come to for sage advice. I will be a snappy dresser with fabulous hair. I will be brilliant and creative. I will be organized and motivated.
In my next life I will be a cartoon superwoman.